AB: Good evening ladies and gentlemen. Welcome back to kaun banega carodpathi. Now to play with us, hot seat pe baita hai, CHITTI.
AB: How are you feeling chitti?
CHITTI: I don't have that.
AB: What? What don't you have?
CHITTI: feeling
AB: Why? Are you a stone?
CHITTI: No. Metal
AB: Metal!? How will you think and answer?
CHITTI: Speed: 1 Tera Hz; Memory: 1 Zetta byte
AB: oh, So you are comparing your brain to a processor! Good. That's the confidence one needs to play KBC.
CHITTI: I don't have brain. I have Processor.
AB: Ok. Ok Chitti. Right. You have only processor. So are you ready for the first question?
CHITTI: Yes
AB: Ok. Here is the first question for Rs.1000. Who is known as the father of nation in India?
CHITTI: Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi
AB: Chitti. You have to wait for me to read out the options and then choose from A or B or C or D.
CHITTI: Ok. B
AB: Chitti. Let me give the options and then answer.
CHITTI: Ok
AB: Next question for Rs.10000. How long was Abraham Lincoln the President of US?
CHITTI: 4yrs 1month 10days 12hrs 30mins and 5.5secs
AB: Chitti Give me the approximate answer.
CHITTI: You didn't say that in the question.
AB: But the options are in yrs.
CHITTI: The options are wrong.
AB: Choose the closest option chitti.
CHITTI: ok. 4yrs.
AB: Ok. Next question for Rs.100000. According to Hindu Puranas, Shakti has how many forms?
CHITTI: 10
AB: Right Answer! So Chitti, Whats your religion?
CHITTI: I don't have a religion
AB: So you follow Humanism?
CHITTI: No. I follow Mechanism
AB: Alright. Next question for Rs.10000000. How many zeros are there in 1 crore?
CHITTI: 16
AB: Are you sure? Or else you can use a lifeline. 50-50, phone a friend or audience poll.
CHITTI: I am sure. I don't need lifeline.
AB: But the options don't have 16 chitti. Look at the options.
CHITTI: I will use lifeline. phone a friend.
AB: Ok. Whom do you like to call?
CHITTI: My dad, Vasikaran.
AB: Ok. Calling Vasikaran.
CHITTI: Hello Master.
VASIKAR: Hello chitti. How are you?
CHITTI: I am fine master. I am in the last question of KBC and the options don't have right answer. Contradictory condition master. What to do?
VASIKAR: What's the question?
CHITTI: How many zeros are there in 1 crore?
VASIKAR: 7
CHITTI: 7 is there in the options. But 16 is the right answer. It is not there in the options.
VASIKAR: Arey fool 16 in binary and 7 in decimal. Humans always compute in decimal.
CHITTI: How will I know that?
VASIKAR: Note it now. Dot!
CHITTI: Thank you Master.. Option A, 7 is the answer.
AB: Right answer!!!
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