Random Line #2

It was your choice...
I am just following the orders of your eyes...

Random Line #1

Hate me.. But stay with me..
Coz I am worried about you when you are away from me...

Second Innings

Well, I am calling this second innings as it had been pretty long since I have been away from blogging and blogs in deed.I wish to dedicate this post to team India by congratulating them for their World Cup win. And I wish to be back to my regular blogging from now. Kudos to Team India for their excellent display of skills.

Congratulations Team India!!

When Chitti, THE ROBO, went to KBC

I made the following script for a skit during navaratri celebrations in our office and luckily, it was a hit! Hope you too enjoy this.

AB: Good evening ladies and gentlemen. Welcome back to kaun banega carodpathi. Now to play with us, hot seat pe baita hai, CHITTI.

AB: How are you feeling chitti?

CHITTI: I don't have that.

AB: What? What don't you have?

CHITTI: feeling

AB: Why? Are you a stone?

CHITTI: No. Metal

AB: Metal!? How will you think and answer?

CHITTI: Speed: 1 Tera Hz; Memory: 1 Zetta byte

AB: oh, So you are comparing your brain to a processor! Good. That's the confidence one needs to play KBC.

CHITTI: I don't have brain. I have Processor.

AB: Ok. Ok Chitti. Right. You have only processor. So are you ready for the first question?

CHITTI: Yes

AB: Ok. Here is the first question for Rs.1000. Who is known as the father of nation in India?

CHITTI: Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi

AB: Chitti. You have to wait for me to read out the options and then choose from A or B or C or D.

CHITTI: Ok. B

AB: Chitti. Let me give the options and then answer.

CHITTI: Ok

AB: Next question for Rs.10000. How long was Abraham Lincoln the President of US?

CHITTI: 4yrs 1month 10days 12hrs 30mins and 5.5secs

AB: Chitti Give me the approximate answer.

CHITTI: You didn't say that in the question.

AB: But the options are in yrs.

CHITTI: The options are wrong.

AB: Choose the closest option chitti.

CHITTI: ok. 4yrs.

AB: Ok. Next question for Rs.100000. According to Hindu Puranas, Shakti has how many forms?

CHITTI: 10

AB: Right Answer! So Chitti, Whats your religion?

CHITTI: I don't have a religion

AB: So you follow Humanism?

CHITTI: No. I follow Mechanism

AB: Alright. Next question for Rs.10000000. How many zeros are there in 1 crore?

CHITTI: 16

AB: Are you sure? Or else you can use a lifeline. 50-50, phone a friend or audience poll.

CHITTI: I am sure. I don't need lifeline.

AB: But the options don't have 16 chitti. Look at the options.

CHITTI: I will use lifeline. phone a friend.

AB: Ok. Whom do you like to call?

CHITTI: My dad, Vasikaran.

AB: Ok. Calling Vasikaran.

CHITTI: Hello Master.

VASIKAR: Hello chitti. How are you?

CHITTI: I am fine master. I am in the last question of KBC and the options don't have right answer. Contradictory condition master. What to do?

VASIKAR: What's the question?

CHITTI: How many zeros are there in 1 crore?

VASIKAR: 7

CHITTI: 7 is there in the options. But 16 is the right answer. It is not there in the options.

VASIKAR: Arey fool 16 in binary and 7 in decimal. Humans always compute in decimal.

CHITTI: How will I know that?

VASIKAR: Note it now. Dot!

CHITTI: Thank you Master.. Option A, 7 is the answer.

AB: Right answer!!!

I hate Luv Stories

Finally I managed to post 3rd installment of the story in my luv stories blog. Background music is also added which can be managed with the icon on the top left corner. Here's the link to the blog.
http://ajayfabulous-ihatelovestories.blogspot.com/

Crazy Friend Invite...

I know it sounds crazy and ya I am actually crazy, but not this time. I downloaded your pics from facebook in to my phone and put your blue-shirt pic as screen saver. You won't believe if I say how refreshing it has been since then to me. Post a heated conversation or a worrying news on phone, as soon as I place it on the desk, you pop up with a huge smile and the very glimpse refreshes me and brings a broad smile on my face. That way you keep me cool all the day. Actually you look like a frog in that pic :P. But the most beautiful frog in the world :D. I didn't think someone would be able to make me feel the way you are doing. I am interested to know more about you. If this letter incentives you to know more about me and if I sound convincingly genuine, accept my friend request which I am sending to you for the 5th time. All your friends were once strangers right? Hoping to get in touch with you soon...

New Satyam Cinemas

I just found the news that the multiplex coming up in the new Express Avenue mall is none other than our own Satyam Cinemas!!!
It is launching another block with as many as 8 screens here.
Now once this starts its surely going to be a very bad run for other multiplexes. Especially , I couldn't imagine what is going to happen with Mayajaal.
Another news is that one more satyam multiplex is coming on Poonamalle High road. So its going to be all Satyam in Chennai soon and this would be a great news for it's fans...