Single and Good

The other day I saw a couple sitting on the Marina beach side. The girl was weeping and the guy was wiping. Then I started wondering what all could be the reasons for her to cry. And came up with these:

·         It could be any of the numerous reasons which make girls cry starting

from ‘tight shoe biting her feet’

via ‘recall of a senti scene from the super-slow super-hit soap’

to ‘a little prettier girl in the class getting a half mark more than her’…

or

·         It could be any of those wish-breaks:

“Where are the snickers that you promised? Kwaaaa!!”;

 “Where is the rose-pink teddy with baby-pink ears and head tilted exactly at 32 degrees? You promised you will get it. Kwaaaa!!”…

or

·          It could be any of those good-better-best theories:

“Her boyfriend is so good, he calls her every hour to say I Love You”;

“Her boyfriend is better than you, he gives her a snickers every time they meet”;

“She got the best boyfriend, he buys her a new ‘Rolex’ every month”…

or

·         A goofy argument:

“It was you who proposed to me and not me to you”;

“You used to love me more”;

“You are not the same Rahul you used to be”…

or

·         An even goofier argument:

“10 10’s is 100 and not 1,010”;

“you ate the last peanut yesterday, it’s not me”…

or

·         A result of ‘Obsessive compulsive disorder’ i.e., disease of doubt…

or

·         Some serious sentiment:

“Please don’t go to the camp. I will miss you. I can’t live without you for that long. I’ve never been, like this, without you for ‘1,72,800’sec in our past ‘half’decade!?!”…

or

·         Marriage issues:

“My parents are already looking for a different guy. They don’t like you”;

“Why don’t your parents like me? Can they get a better girl? What’s wrong in me?”…

or

·         Bearing issues:

“If my dad knows this he will kill me. How could you do this to me?”(as if it happened without her knowledge)

or

·         Baring issues: “Ugg… Ufff…. Yack….Ummm….&*^#Shit!!!!”

Out of all the possibilities, these are few of the very few which came to my head.

That is why, Being ‘Single’ is ‘Good’ :)

Sex and the City 2

This was my weekend movie last week. My first observation about the movie is that there is neither sex nor city in it. Still, a good entertainer with loads of comedy which is often sensual and sometimes goofy. I can say this was the biggest ‘beep’ movie I’ve seen on the big screen. There is nothing much which could be said about the movie. One should just watch to enjoy it. If I say something, then my post would be a ‘beep’. I mainly enjoyed watching the hot chic beside me scream whenever men’s *beep*ted *beep*s were shown. I had to take that seat in second half of the movie as my friend who was sitting there in first half felt a little uncomfortable (Well, his version would say that he donated that seat for me).

Falling in love

"What is that?" he tried to catch her hand to have proper look at what's written.

"Nothing" she pulled it back in a jerk and started rubbing hard.

"Do you still love him?"

"No!"

"But that is what it says."

"I thought I erased it completely"

"But... why did you write it? You said you don't have any feelings for him and it is he who is behind you. Then why all this?" now a bit more serious look.

"I don't know. I am not sure. I think I do have feelings for him"

"What?"

Silence

Still Silence only

"You will end up screwing two lives. Your confusion will lead you no-where. Moreover, you would be heartening his madness this way. If you love him and believe that you would be happy with him, just go ahead and accept him. If not, you already know this is not going to be easy with your dad. So just avoid him. Or else.."

"Stop it!" hands over ears
"Please stop it!" after a pause, slowly removing hands
"This is all because of you"

"Me?" puzzled "I was just trying to help you out by..." interrupted

"If I had not met you, may be I would have said 'yes' to him" almost in to tears now.

"What? What did.." again interrupted

"You mesmerize me. You make me feel complete. You are so caring. I am myself with you. I am so comfortable with you as I am with my dad"

A short silence as he stands stunned.

A sigh with a smile.

"Why are you laughing?"

"You are a kid!" a dragging dialogue

"You haven't seen me properly" head up, back straight and a short-smiling blush.Tears are almost gone.

"Come, Lets walk"

Walking hand in hand

"Remember, I didn't propose you"

"I know... you girls never utter those 3 precious words, you just make us say..."

Yippee...

Yo... I am happy :)... why not, when weird stunts fetch you gifts in your office :D... That too a 'Gem Stone Painting'! I love paintings and this one is - I think I should say 'Overwhelmingly awesome'!
This is what happened...
There was a contest of naming the 5 conference rooms in our office... and this is what I mailed as a reply to that...

Pradeep,

With the idea that we should express our culture in naming the rooms, I extracted a set of names from Sanskrit. Following are the names along with their meanings.

Conference Rooms:

Dai Mandal: Mandala means circle which stands for balancing visual elements, symbolizing unity and harmony. Dai means great. Which can be together understood as great circle (round table conference)
Bodhi Mandal: This means sacred place/place of awakening
Arya Mandal: Arya for noble. So this means place where nobles sit.

Training room:

Gurukul: nothing but school

Yoga room:

a) Mantralaya: Mantra for meditation. Which makes it like relaxing room.
b) Yoga Mandal/asana mandal

Though the names are weird I think they can be cut short to Dai, Bodhi and Arya in usage. However, they would still be weird. I hope they will be better as we get used to them :).

Regards,
Ajay


And guess what!! I got the first prize!!!... LOL! FOCL! ROFL! LMAO!